wherewentz:

2007 was so important

sabrina-is-with-the-winchesters:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST PART

the-goddamazon:

graceespooks:

OH MY GOD

LMFAOOOOOO

dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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Title: Habits (Stay High)

Artist: Tove Lo

Played: 641 times

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image


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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

teacher: why is everyone so tired today?

*entire class breaks out into the opening verse of centuries*

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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