2007 was so important
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST PART
OH MY GOD
I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR